English dictionary for men & women

Can’t resist posting this excerpt from an email I was sent a couple of weeks back. Hopefully it’ll extract a smile or two!

THE ENGLISH DICTIONARY FOR MEN AND WOMEN

Women’s English:

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We need = I want

I am sorry = You’ll be sorry

We need to talk = You’re in trouble

Sure, go ahead = You better not

Do what you want = You will pay for this later

I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

You’re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Men’s English:

I am hungry = I am hungry

I am sleepy = I am sleepy

I am tired = I am tired

Nice dress = Nice cleavage!

I love you = Let’s have sex now

I am bored = Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you

Those shoes don’t go with that outfit = I’m gay

:-)

M

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